AM I DIVORCED YET?

A little recap- I've just gotten married for the first time to Luscious and we are living in Woodstock, planning to move to the West Coast. It's 1975. Honey and I are visiting my folks in Ct. and I've just passed out at the sight of my own blood. It's 1981. Yummy and I have just been married and we're looking for land in PA. It's 1993. In my memory Sweets and I have broken up for the last time- 1972. In the present day we've started sending email back and forth. I'm leaving a week from Monday on a trip south where I'll visit her. No, I'm not divorced yet in the narrative, but it's coming.